Night Out In KL

some people believe that when the weekend comes,something interesting is bound to happen.whether you're out clubbing and you happen to meet someone new and interesting,or maybe meet someone you havent seen in a very very long time.i received a phone call from my ex boyfriend,Ed asking me to join him at heritage row JUST because his cousin came down from New Zealand.a motive behind all this?i wouldnt know. I declined the invitation. So the weekend is almost here.The only thing im interested in is to sit at home and have a blackadder marathon.how ironic...they have the same first name.Besides, this coming saturday i might be able to get a job for this company affiliated with Atrium and the challenge is to bring as many girls as possible above the age of 18.Anyone interested?

Last week on Saturday,my good friend Nizam celebrated his 21st birthday there. Syamir,Yanou,Papa and i chipped in some cash and bought him 21 presents. We werent exactly being cheap,just creative. Below is the list of 21 presents he received:

1. A little man with a penis light bulb
2. An ashtray
3. A pack of Sampoerna
4. A lighter
5. A cheap colourful tie
6. A sketch book
7. Marker pens
8. Rolling paper
9. Maltesers
10. Toblerone
11. Bites
12. A razor
13. Aftershave
14. A pack of tasty condoms
15. A deck of cards
16. Key chains
17. Cotton socks
18. A brown bracelet
19. Hotlink top-up rm10
20. A cheap cigar
21. The red paperbag that holds all these items together.

Note: If you plan on pulling this off, follow these tips:

a. Make a budget and stick to it
b. Select items that suits the characteristics of the receiver.
c. Shop at your local malls,things are usually way cheaper. I should know,i bargained like crazy.
d. If you plan on giving chocolates, put them in the refridgerator first.
e. if the birthday boy/girl is planning to get pissed drunk that night,make sure you put it in their car first to avoid missing items.

We had a really good night that night.Nizam and Syamir, as we predicted got pissed drunk. I made alot of new friends from HELP and i managed to get myself a job interview when i already wasnt thinking straight. I spent 40% of the night by the bar, watching another friend of mine work his magic in making one of the best long island ice teas in heritage row. After he slipped a few glasses in front of me, i was already making new friends (people who were standing next to me by the bar) and out of nowhere a guy (probably reaching his 30's)came up to me and said "Hey,aren't you Raelene's friend?i couldve sworn that i saw you at her party last few weeks." Luckily he didnt get it wrong. We chatted for a bit and (as he would say) in common courtesy he bought me 2 more rounds of long island ice tea. We ended up coming across a suitable topic for this blog. "What are the suitable pick up lines for meeting women at a club".

I discussed this among my girlfriends, bi and/or straight. They came up with a whole list of things that they've heard men say to them as a pick up line. I know this doesnt really involve gay people, but the things that they say to each other is pretty funny.=)

This is a list of pick up lines that actually have been used before.i made it a point to tick out the no-no's.

Pick-up Lines Commonly Used At Parties and/or Clubs:

pick-up line no.1
Hey, how's it going? You having a good time? -typical and honest...probably one of the most decent ones

pick-up line no.2
Hey,i see that you're sitting/standing here alone...need some company? - maybe theres a reason to why im alone...because i WANT to be alone

pick-up line no.3
Aren't you (a name)'s friend? - Too common

pick-up line no.4
and if they actually get it wrong they would say "oh i couldve sworn you were (a name)'s friend. But oh well,im sure youre an even more interesting person than her." - no loss for that girl...youre being abit too judgemental

pick-up line no.5
You know,i had to muster up alot of courage just to get me to come up to you to say hi...so...hi... - very cute...it would be better if the guy was cute.

pick-up line no.6
hey there beautiful, need a friend? - that sounds a bit too corny and cocky..what makes you think we'll be friends with you?

pick-up line no.7
Hey, could you light up my cigarette for me please?cuz i think youre on fire. - what the hell are you thinking?

pick-up line no.8
its similar to the one above but only decent men would say this "Hey, you got a light?" and after lighting it up they would say the next pick upline no.9 - the guy could just be asking for a light

pick-up line no.9
so, do you come here often? - common but it starts up a conversation

pick-up line no.10
i like that top you're wearing,where did you get it from? - youd come across as being gay or perverted. mind you, looking at a girl's top would automatically make them think youre after one thing. besides,youre probably actually staring at her breasts

pick-up line no.11
hey beautiful,need a ride home? - dont even think youd get a girl home...unless if theyre bohsias then its a different story.

pick-up line no.12
you know,i'd ask you to dance with me but im scared your boyfriend might beat me up. - thats the somewhat cute and decent way to find out if the girl is single or not.

pick-up line no.13
hey there pretty lips. - ik...

pick-up line no.14
you know its funny,i noticed you from across the room hours ago...you seem like an interesting person. - interesting in what way may i ask?

pick-up line no.15
hey...so hows life? - youd only get a longer conversation if the person is tipsy/friendly/recently got out of a relationship (and as a result you will end up listening to someone complain on how shitty men really are)

Conclusion: for girls,its nice to know that they look good...but make sure you think of something decent and nice to say to them before opening your mouth...i seriously advice for you to stick to pick-up line no.1 because honestly speaking, KL is running out of decent, straight,and single men.

Currently on playlist : The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony

So for men who reads this...please please...act more decent.women might let their guard down a little more if you do. They probably would. All the good ones are either taken, gay, or both.

-For those who believe that there is hope. Cheers.

-dhn-